This is a modified version of iSealClub which Apple deemed to be "objectionable content." iSaveBabySeals was also rejected for the same reason.
In the year 2010, a gift of chocolate seals was delivered to a man of great wisdom and power. Unfortunately these chocolates tasted absolutely disgusting. In fact, they were so disgusting the man ordered them thrown out someplace far far away. The chocolates were subsequently sent to the great north.
The chocolate was made from genetically modified soya based products. The soybean plants had been modified to be sterile, therefore requiring farmers to purchase new seeds each year. This resulted in the unintended consequence of a mutation in the soybean. This mutation activated a zombification gene within the soybean.
The chocolate zombie seal population has exploded within a matter of weeks. Their desire to become real seals (By devouring real seal brains) has severely threatened the worlds natural seal population. Seals are now on the verge of extinction. Bullets go through the Chocolate Zombie Seals like butter. The only way to destroy them is with a wooden club.
Your mission: Save the baby seals and destroy the evil, undead, infestation of Chocolate Zombie Seals!
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